See this beautiful face? She is so sweet and innocent. You might even say fragile.... See the scar over her eye? You remember the fall and the stitches. Of course who can forget the broken leg at 8 months? I mean really!? Whose child breaks their leg at 8 months old? Mine does!
Now look at this beautiful face! What could possibly go wrong with putting a blanket over our head and run like a wild woman through the family room, spinning and twirling? This can happen!
Phew! Now we're done! We've learned our lesson, right? No more accidents. Let's act like the beautiful little girls we are and be more refined; more careful! So glad we're a quick learner......
What!?!
Yes! Three staples in her head. Nothing like going to the doctor with a whopper of a black eye to get staples in your head! Really, Child! What is wrong with you? Falling off a rope swing and hitting your head on the playhouse doesn't necessarily mean you have to split your head open, or does it? Is this our lot with this beautiful little girl? Accident prone? (Beware when she starts to drive!)
This is more than enough, Child! Time for constant bubble wrap or something. Please learn your lesson now, ok, T? Love you!
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